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Susan Glancy • Sep 04, 2023

A New Adventure

Our new adventure starts here

My friend’s pug recently had pups. 5 beautifully teeny tiny little pugles, as I call them. I jokingly decided I wanted one. I even named it. Its called Mouse, in case you are wondering. I told Husband about Mouse. I included Mouse in many of our activities. If we went for a walk I would repeatedly say how much Mouse would enjoy this. I started to imagine how nice it would be to have a dog again. To have a constant companion. To watch it playfully bound after the 2 cats. To watch it get swatted at when the cats had enough. To curl up on the couch with Mouse after a long day at work. After several days of witty light hearted banter back and forth, Husband asked, “Do we need to have a serious conversation about a dog?” 


As soon as he asked this question I went into overthinking mode. No, we couldn’t afford a dog. Our landlord wouldn’t be happy. The cats wouldn’t be happy. I wasn’t ready for another dog. Who would look after it? Then came the big one; what if Mouse got sick and died just like my previous baby Ziva? 


Husband, as usual had the answers to these questions and then some. If we can afford 2 cats, 2 fish and a child, we could afford a dog. The landlord knew about Ziva, therefore another dog wouldn’t be an issue. The cats would adjust and show the puppy who was boss, just like they had with Ziva. A dog would offer a bit more security as it would bark if someone came to the door. A dog would encourage more active family adventures. A dog would be company if Husband was ever away. 


The more he talked the more I realised, he was making sense, a strange and rare occurrence. So I let him talk, occasionally throwing in a comment here and there. By the end of a lengthy conversation/debate/lecture I asked, “So are we getting a dog then?” “No,” he replied, “We are getting 2 dogs.” I’m sorry what now?! He went on to explain, “If you are getting a small doggie, I want a bigger, more active doggie.” My mind boggled. Again I say what now?! Suddenly there was a need for more discussion. How did we go from one teeny tiny pug to 2 doggos?? 


That was when I remembered the difference between me and Husband was the old saying “go big or go home”. He was the go big part and I was the go home part. He goes from 0-60 in mere seconds. Within minutes, he was on the phone googling Dogs Trust and filling out the online application form. And what was I doing you may ask. I was still trying to process what had just happened. I sighed. 


In work I was telling an animal mad co-worker about the previous nights events and she pointed out that 2 doggos might not be the best idea with Husband’s up coming surgery (more on this later). This made me realise that a big doggo might not be the best thing for Husband’s recovery. Cue another conversation/debate/lecture. 


Back at home he conceded the point that a big dog might be too much. He then attempted to reassure me that it would take months for Dogs Trust to find a suitable doggie to join our motley crew of 1 adult, 1 husband, 1 BB, 2 cats and 2 fish. Feeling slightly reassured that the bigger, more active doggo would arrive months after Husband had time to recover, I went back to my happy, little Mouse bubble. 


At this point Mouse was barely 1 week old, so I knew that I was getting waay ahead of myself. But I think it’s safe to say that I was ready for a new dog in my life. Now don’t get me wrong, I know it’s not going to be a walk in the park. Puppy training Ziva was no easy task and introducing her to the cats wasn’t exactly plain sailing. Then when she died, it was devastating. She was my baby and after 9 years, she broke my heart into pieces. But, as Husband reminded me, she gave me 9 wonderful years of fun and happiness. She was as much a part of my family as Husband or BB. In fact, I often joked (sort of) that if we ever got divorced, he could have BB and I would take Ziva!! Then one day, there was no more Ziva. A light had gone out in our house. 


Fast forward 2 years and here I was contemplating a new light. I had plenty of time to give it enough thought and consideration and to properly prepare for it’s arrival. After all a puppy comes with as many accoutrements as a baby. I had just about come around to the idea of a small dog in October and a bigger dog after Christmas. 


Then Husband rang and dashed my tidy timeline to pieces. A lovely woman from Dogs Trust had rang him with a puppy match for us. Husband had assured me that there would be hundreds of people on the list before us waiting for their perfect pup. Sadly, this was not true and Dogs Trust, like all rescues and pounds are absolutely heaving with dogs. Not enough perfect homes and too many Covid puppies and unneutered dogs. But that is a post for another day. The point is a dog is not just for lockdown or Christmas people, it’s a 15 year commitment! And I’m getting carried away again. 


Back to my tail (get it, tale, tail, never mind). After much debate again and research into the puppy, the breed, and it’s needs etc. it looks like we are getting a puppy much sooner than anticipated. Husband sprang into action! He bought a crate and a license. He started to prepare the garden for its new inhabitant. Again, he went from 0-60 in seconds. 


Then started the name game. Max came out on top. That was until he discovered that the puppy was, in fact another girl to add to our female heavy household. Poor Husband. He thought he was finally getting someone for his team. Oh well. The name game started again. This time he picked Minnie. I had to put my foot down. We were not having 2 doggos called Minnie and Mouse, especially if Minnie was going to be not so mini. No, no, he was sent back to the drawing board. It took several days but he finally came back with a winner. So here we are preparing for the arrival of Bailey, the Dutch Shepard. 


I am incredibly nervous and almost feel like I am preparing for a battle rather than a puppy. The Dutch Shepard is an active, intelligent breed by all accounts and will need plenty of stimulation, training and exercise, which I hope we will be able to provide. We haven’t told BB yet, its a surprise for her but I have told a few people. Some were supportive and gave plenty of good advice. A few more were quick to point out the flaws in our plan. While I appreciate all the input from far and wide, I already have the negatives covered. When it comes to the negative, no one can overthink like me! 


Husband keeps asking if I am excited yet? The answer is no, I am too worried to be excited. I’m worried that Bailey will be too much of a handful, that she wont like the cats or vice versa. I’m worried that she will put me off getting Mouse, that puppy training will be the end of me. I’m worried that our garden will not be big enough for her or that we will be too lazy to exercise her.


Most of all I’m worried that I wont like her. She is a much bigger doggo than I was expecting. I know all doggos are hard work but a Dutch Shepard, I think, will be a complete shock to the system. Husband is very excited, he is like a child on Christmas morning and I am a nervous wreck. He is excited enough for the both of us and I am nervous enough for the both of us with some to spare. 


But none of this matters really. The only thing that really matters is that in a few short days, a Dutch Shepard named Bailey will become a part of our family. She will be loved and she will be disliked. She will cause untold worry and hopefully bring endless joy. The point is that Bailey will be one less doggo in a pound and that’s good enough for me.           


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 I always thought of myself as an Elizabeth Bennet type. Independent, intelligent, witty, refusing to marry for anything less than the very deepest of love. I do like to think of myself as all these things and my husband will definitely tell you that if there was a Miss Independent, that crown would be mine! But the thing is I turned out to be more of a Charlotte Lucas than Elizabeth Bennet. How the hell did that happen? Please do not get me wrong, I didn’t marry just for a comfortable life. Without being overly soppy, I love my husband to bits (Elizabeth) and I would be lost without him. No seriously, my sense of direction is terrible. On the practical side of things, we are a good match (Charlotte!) and I like to think that we balance each other. But dear God do I want to kill him about 70% of the time we are together!! He just has the knack of rubbing me the wrong way (get your mind out of the gutter), and he winds me up to no end! If I’m not picking his dirty clothes off the floor, I’m falling over laptop wires that I’ve told him a million time are not toddler proof or obviously wife proof. The endless night before requests for non-dryer friendly shirts or trousers. Coming in at bedtime and getting Puddin all wired up just as I got her settled down and ready to drift off!! Anyone one else have a partner like this? Anyone?? There have been times when he barely got away with his life! I am not known for my sweet temperament and patience! It has been a struggle, but I have managed to keep him alive, which, I have to admit, has surprised my entire family. Well let me give you some helpful tips I picked up over our 12 years together, that has kept him in the whole of his health and me out of prison. Please Note: I titled this Piece ‘How Not to Kill Your Husband’ because that's what I have. All these tips can, of course be tailored to suit your own needs; be it husband, wife, partner, human, or extra-terrestrial. There will be no discrimination here, only helpful advice. Tip 1: Do Not Cook His Food This might sound a bit strange. We all have to eat, and I can assure you that Husband is no different. However, it is just too easy to slip something nasty but undetectable into food. Trust me, I watch CSI and Criminal Minds, I know what I’m talking about. Your kitchen is a dangerous place. Picture this, you're preparing a lovely pasta dish, maybe with a side of garlic bread. Everything is going along smoothly until Husband comes in and announces that he needs this shirt washed and dried for a meeting in less than 5 Hours. Suddenly, you’ve put arsenic on the bread instead of garlic and your husband is none the wiser! It might seem lazy or selfish, but believe me when I say, it will save his life every day. Tip 2: Do Not Iron His Clothes Again, another strange one. From my own experience, murderous rage clouds common sense, especially when I’ve already got 101 other things to do. When the above-mentioned shirt is dry and he needs help ironing it, it is so hard to remember to take him out of the shirt first! I already have a to do list longer than myself, Puddin running riot with the cat and dog. My brain has no room left to remember trivial things like not ironing Husband’s clothes on his back. Hot irons, and angry Susan do not, living Husband make! So please for his own health and safety, make him iron is own clothes. Tip 3: Do Not Garden with Him Sounds idyllic, doesn’t it? A lovely spring day, sun beaming down and both of you working side by side. Then he says he’s getting a new lawnmower, gazebo, bark, and god knows what for the garden. Now you’ve only been waiting for a new vacuum for 6 months, but his needs are more important. You start off weeding and digging holes for all the pretty flowers you bought together. The more he talks the more you dig. All of a sudden, you’ve dug a six-foot hole and bashed him over the head with a shovel. Into the hole he goes but now the roses do look lovely! It’s easier than it sounds. So please for your partners safety when you see the sun shining stay inside with a good book and a glass of wine. Tip 4: Don’t even think of DIYing Together You’ve both got the day off and have planned to spend the day turning the spare room into an office/library space. You’ve had the bookshelves for ages and now they’re finally being put together. You manage to manhandle the desk into place and start on the shelves. You can’t wait to see all your books up on them. You get the first one done, and it looks magnificent. You two are on a roll. Halfway through the second one he announces that there is a match on the TV at 2pm and you’ll have to carry on without him. Well now this certainly throws a spanner in works. Or more precisely the hammer at the back of his head. Now you have 2 problems, he’s making a mess all over the floor and your once pristinely white bookcase is speckled red. Let’s face it, he was always good at making a mess and not being around to clean it up. As for the bookcase, you decide that white with red dots is a good colour scheme and you take yourself off to buy some paint. Tip 5: Never walk down the stairs behind him Now I know its traditional to let a man walk down the stairs in front of you, in case you slip he can break your fall. However, its just far too tempting while staring at his back and he has just said something incredibly stupid to give him a little nudge down the stairs. Once again you find yourself with a fresh crop of roses in the garden. But all the neighbours have been admiring your green thumb. Tip 6: Do not sleep together Now I know that sometimes it’s nice to have someone to curl up with but trust me, for his own health and safety, get separate rooms. Picture this, you’re lying there tossing and turning before you fall asleep, replaying the events of the day and of course he has falling into a deep sleep the minute his head hit the pillow. Then you hear it, its soft at first then it gets louder and louder until it sounds like a chainsaw in your bed. He is snoring. You know there is only one cure. You gently take a pillow from under his head and press it down over his face until eventually after a small struggle the snoring stops. These are my top 6 tips on how not to kill your husband. Now this is not an exhaustive list, I am sure there are many more tips and tricks to keep your partner safe and healthy during your marriage or relationship. Was your top tip mentioned here? If not let me know, and I might do a part 2!
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